cowscratch:

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

this makes me smile every time

youblowuponesun:

disney princesses not totally getting along is my favourite thing

bevsi:

powerpuff girls save the day!

bevsi:

powerpuff girls save the day!

coven-of-the-articulate:

how do they get away with this? xD

memedong:

grimeboys:

perfect

im laughin this just appeared on my dash
i was the dave

memedong:

grimeboys:

perfect

im laughin this just appeared on my dash

i was the dave

chrystalyn21:

askfemgermania:

mindtheheir:

go-die-okay-lol:

the impossible has been done

Because we always need to throw more proof onto the “Dave’s not an idiot” pile.

not to mention he apparently knows what “circumlocution” and “periphrasis” means

Even better than peanut butter…

English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: Excuse you
John Green: Excuse you
The BBC: Excuse you
Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
Hussie: *mad laughter*
Himaruya: I'll make you wish they could die

tipsycersei:

Never forget.

gilotyna815:

bladekindeyewear:

stars-and-tentacles:

So I made a thing inspired by bladekindeyewear’s inversion theories. If you haven’t read them or any of his other theories yet, definitely go check them out. So, basically, here are the kids in their inverted god tier roles.

Oh wow, these sprite-edits look fantastic. Dirk and Roxy look especially badass in particular, I’d run from the guy/gal in either of those outfits.
John looks like a total dork.

John inverted as Mage of Blood, Jake as Thief of Rage, Jane as Bard of Doom, Jade as Seer of Time, Roxy as Knight of Light, Rose as Witch of Void, Dave as Rogue of Space and Dirk as Sylph of Mind.

gilotyna815:

bladekindeyewear:

stars-and-tentacles:

So I made a thing inspired by bladekindeyewear’s inversion theories. If you haven’t read them or any of his other theories yet, definitely go check them out. So, basically, here are the kids in their inverted god tier roles.

Oh wow, these sprite-edits look fantastic. Dirk and Roxy look especially badass in particular, I’d run from the guy/gal in either of those outfits.

John looks like a total dork.

John inverted as Mage of Blood, Jake as Thief of Rage, Jane as Bard of Doom, Jade as Seer of Time, Roxy as Knight of Light, Rose as Witch of Void, Dave as Rogue of Space and Dirk as Sylph of Mind.

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

tescosfinest:

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

charlesoberonn:

How did I only now noticed this gem of a pun in the Homestuck Kickstarter page?

charlesoberonn:

How did I only now noticed this gem of a pun in the Homestuck Kickstarter page?